Prompt: what will future archeologists think of us based on what we leave behind?
Initial findings:
They had strange taste in hats:
clay and plastic, occasionally
glazed ceramic, some painted,
others a boring grey or
terracotta.
There were many different sizes,
perhaps to denote importance;
some would have covered
the whole head, others were tiny,
and would rest on the top of their
skulls; they’d have to have good balance.
Some have holes in the top;
perhaps these are summer hats,
to let some heat escape.
There are small disks that seem
to fit on top of the hats. I believe
this to be a fitting for winter,
or perhaps formality. More
research is needed.
They seem to have displayed
them on windowsills, perhaps to
show wealth or preference of style?
They have so many hats.
We see that there was a large
uptick in the collection of these
particular artifacts when the humans
were likely home-bound due to
a widespread contagion; they would have
worn them at home (though
I can’t imagine that they were
very comfortable!)
Some are more round, others square,
some cyllindrical, others wider at the
base and narrower on top —
speaking of which, they all have
flat tops! Fascinating.
I wonder if they will ever come back
into fashion. Still, I think there is no
need to have had quite so many.
(C) JS 2023